Aidan Reviews Auto Show Fashion
Posted on February 16, 2014
Auto Show employee: I bet you plan to take some cool pics of cars.
Aidan: I bet not.
And so began Aidan’s visit to the Chicago Auto Show. Aidan’s camera focused mainly on the fashion of the show. Unlike many visitors, especially males, Aidan doesn’t get a hard on for engine blocks. So in a timely nod to New York’s Fashion Week. Let’s get started. And remember, Aidan thinks “couture” is a disease you get in France.
This first pic just reminds me of better things to come to McCormick Place. And that would be this April for C2E2 (Chicago’s Comic Con).
This gal broke into an impromptu dance. I love her hair. I had to include that guy’s reaction. The music around the show was uptempo – almost like it was piped in from a Boystown nightclub.
I noticed a lot of camouflage. And not “Duck Dynasty” morons. I’m talking about well-heeled folks. I wouldn’t wear these pants, but maybe this guy pulls them off. Interesting with the dress shoes and everything.
All the workers cleaning cars wore frumpy jumpsuits. I guess they were going for the hip garage mechanic look. Mostly, they all looked like hobos behind Dealey Plaza when Kennedy got shot.
I dug this older dude’s look, especially the jacket. I just don’t understand the obsession with engine blocks.
Here are some more cleaning people in jumpsuits only they’re dancing.
She’s not one of the car show models but an attractive attendee. I liked her look.
Interesting shirt. Kind of like what a hip dress shirt would like in a Mad Max film. Jesus Christ the color of that car.
I won’t date a girl who wears those nylons. I won’t, I won’t, I won’t.
Seriously? Who would buy this? Are you kidding me – $25? I might pay a few bucks at a resale shop and wear it around the house.
And another reminder that the much more fun C2E2 will be in this same building in two months.
Aidan Reviews Auto Show Fashion Observations
- Women – enough with that eye makeup (on the outer eye) that makes you look like a cat. Enough.
- The Toyota section smelled like puke, or ass. Ass puke.
- I went with (mutual friend) Spider, who is one of those engine block assholes. I think he took 40 pics of different engine blocks.
- I wore some new jeans that made my ass look even better than it already is.
- The long walk from the cheap parking lots is cold, dumpy, and shitty. They need to fix that.