Running of the Bullshit
Posted on July 12, 2013
I have zero sympathy for anyone hurt while participating in the Spanish Running of the Bulls festival in Pamplona.
None. Absolutely none. I don’t know if these people sign a waiver before they participate, but it probably begins: I ________ am an asshole. OK?
Take this muck.
And this girl. She’s getting quite the grab ass. No sympathy for you. None.
I wonder if any other assholes had their pants removed by a bull. What kind of kinky sex is this clown into anyway?
Think of the stress these animals must go through with this. I’m gonna add this to “Things I’d Never Do.”
- Hot Air Ballooning
- Be a White Girl at Holi
- Running of the Bulls
They have something like this in Northwest Indiana, by the way. It’s called “Running of the Fireworks.” You run down a street and get fireworks thrown at your head from all directions. Because Hoosiers like to blow shit up. I’ve had Hoosier fireworks land on my flat in Chicago.