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I Liked Her Shoes, He Loved Her Feet

Posted on March 1, 2014

There’s something about a skinny brunette wearing clunky black shoes. I liked Jenny’s shoes. I told her so as we sat on the front steps of the therapeutic day school for at-risk students we worked at in Chicago’s Lincoln Park neighborhood.

We were on a break and playing that game where you each pick out someone and ask the other” “Would you sleep with him/her?”

Any girl Jenny picked that looked like her was always a yes. And being we were near the campus of DePaul University, there were a lot. Shoulder-length curly black hair, pale face, slim not-so-athletic body and imperfect nose. And clunky black shoes.

I liked Jenny’s shoes. When Jenny and I went back inside we met the person who loved her feet. Well, not just Jenny’s feet. Any feet. It didn’t matter if you were a female or male staff member. Michael would dive at their feet and embrace them like he was bowing down to a king. Sometimes he would weep.

There was obviously something wrong with Michael, but then that’s why he was here. All the kids here were messed up in one way or another. At least Michael wasn’t one of the violent ones, or one of those who would shit on the bathroom wall. When he went to the time out room he would stand in the corner, do his time and return to class peacefully. Others the staff would have to share turns restraining for what could be up to two hours.

We had one kid, Roderick, who was always scratching his ass. I finally asked him one day:

“Roderick, why are you always scratching back there?”

“Because it’s dry in here,” he said.

Most of these kids you really felt sorry for. Shitty home lives, shitty health, shitty dispositions. For most of them we were their real family. There were a lot of struggles, but a lot more success stories. But some of my favorite stories are from when the kids were gone for the day and the staff went out to play. Especially the Friday before Jenny’s last Monday before she quit to focus on grad school.

We found an empty couch at a crowded bar on Lincoln Avenue. She laid across the couch with her clunky black shoes on my lap. We decided to play the “Sleep With” game one last time.

“Would you sleep with her?” she said, pointing to a bookish brunette with over-sized glasses and Doc Marten boots. “Yea, I think so,” I replied.

“Ok, she said. “Would you sleep with me?”

“Yea, I think so.”

“Time to go then,” she said.

It was the first time I saw her apartment. The first time I saw her bare feet (not bad – maybe Michael’s on to something) and the last time I saw Jenny.

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Casting “True Detective” Season Three

Posted on February 21, 2014

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The other day there was some  Twitter chatter about who would be cast in season two of True Detective. Tweets began popping up with suggestions including Edward Norton (a great one) and my own – Denzel Washington. I thought it would make an interesting story – only to find out that there are versions of this all over the Web and Twitter – it even had its own hashtag. So it kind of took the fun out of it for me. But I still wanted do it – with one change: Since everyone is discussing who should be cast in season two – I’m going to go ahead and recommend a cast for the inevitable season three. Granted, this is assumed that none of my suggestions are cast in season two. My short list is also a bit different from most in that I’m focusing on women. My list doesn’t partner anyone up as I’m not thinking about chemistry equaling that between Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey just yet. So with little commentary, here are my cast suggestions for season three of True Detective.

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Brit Marling

She’s got that spooky quality that would be fitting of a True Detective

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Charlotte Gainsbourg

I think Charlotte fits the profile.  Another fine actress who would  could do wonders in an eight-episode season. There could be some strange sex scenes. Maybe pair her with Marling (as partners, not necessarily for the sex. But hey, whatever).

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Anne Hathaway

She was the best part of The Dark Knight Rises and have you seen  Havoc and Rachel Getting Married? One caveat: She must grow her hair back.

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Jessica Chastain

I think this choice is obvious.

A few other names, male and female: Ethan Hawke,  John Cusak, Hilary Swank, Kirsten Dunst.

And finally: How about these two?

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Aidan Reviews Auto Show Fashion

Posted on February 16, 2014

Auto Show employee: I bet you plan to take some cool pics of cars.

Aidan: I bet not.

And so began Aidan’s visit to the Chicago Auto Show. Aidan’s camera focused mainly on the fashion of the show. Unlike many visitors, especially males, Aidan doesn’t get a hard on for engine blocks. So in a timely nod to New York’s Fashion Week. Let’s get started. And remember, Aidan thinks “couture” is a disease you get in France.

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This first pic just reminds me of better things to come to McCormick Place. And that would be this April for C2E2 (Chicago’s Comic Con).

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This gal broke into an impromptu dance. I love her hair. I had to include that guy’s reaction. The music around the show was uptempo – almost like it was piped in from a Boystown nightclub.

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I noticed a lot of camouflage. And not “Duck Dynasty” morons. I’m talking about well-heeled folks. I wouldn’t wear these pants, but maybe this guy pulls them off. Interesting with the dress shoes and everything.

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All the workers cleaning cars wore frumpy jumpsuits. I guess they were going for the hip garage mechanic look. Mostly, they all looked like hobos behind Dealey Plaza when Kennedy got shot.

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I dug this older dude’s look, especially the jacket. I just don’t understand the obsession with engine blocks.

Auto Show Fashion Dance pictureHere are some more cleaning people in jumpsuits only they’re dancing.

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She’s not one of the car show models but an attractive attendee. I liked her look.

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Interesting shirt. Kind of like what a hip dress shirt would like in a Mad Max film. Jesus Christ the color of that car.

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I won’t date a girl who wears those nylons. I won’t, I won’t, I won’t.

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Seriously? Who would buy this? Are you kidding me – $25? I might pay a few bucks at a resale shop and wear it around the house.

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And another reminder that the much more fun C2E2 will be in this same building in two months.

Aidan Reviews Auto Show Fashion Observations

  • Women – enough with that eye makeup (on the outer eye) that makes you look like a cat. Enough.
  • The Toyota section smelled like puke, or ass. Ass puke.
  • I went with (mutual friend) Spider, who is one of those engine block assholes. I think he took 40 pics of different engine blocks.
  • I wore some new jeans that made my ass look even better than it already is.
  • The long walk from the cheap parking lots is cold, dumpy, and shitty. They need to fix that.

More Aidan Reviews here and here.