Back by unpopular demand. We started this awhile ago when the site was nwidodgy. It didn’t last. And it’s just not as fun to have a “Fictional Chicagoan of the Month.” A year ago the first FHOTM was April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza). She was followed by Catherine Stark (Allison McAtee). So to celebrate the year anniversary of those, the bit is back.

So say hello to the latest Fictional Hoosier of the Month.

June Colburn.

Dreama Walker as June Colburn on Don't Trust the B in Apt. 23

Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23. Not this one. The other one.

June lived in Indiana prior to moving to New York City for a Wall Street job that disappeared in the economic downturn. Then she lost her fiance. She currently works in a coffee shop and is a roommate with a bitch in apartment 23. June used to be on Facebook but canceled it after too many people were tagging her in unflattering above-the-chin photos, or something to that effect. June has also been spied upon by her neighbor, who likes to jerk off a lot. She’s also friends now with James Van Der Beek. So there’s that.

June (Dreama Walker) is a cutie. Not quite the sexpot that is her roommate, Chloe, (Krysten Ritter), but sexy in her own way. Some girls are annoying in a good way. That’s June. It’s good to watch June, because when you do, Chloe is sure to be nearby.

By the way, I do trust the Bitch in Apartment 23

Dreama also stars in that recent creepy movie Compliance about the fast food workers scammed by some asshole on the phone. She plays the victim. Now if someone could call Chloe, or Krysten or whatever, and convince her to do things to me – well I might be OK by that.

So there you have it. Another FHOTM. Will we do it again? Maybe. Maybe we will start up that Chicago one. The possibilities are feckin’ endless.